Senk you
Yes, senk you, Tony. Joe ken kol me Jan-Peter. Nobadie kols me mister. Let mie sie wat you hef der. Wis red ink is ritten top siekret. Nou aij fiel a little bit lajk o o sefen. Ha ha ha. For maij eijs oonlie. Ken aij meek a foonkol wis joer sjoe nou? Or is Q not wurking in Londen ennie moor? Ha ha ha.

Ooh, aijm sorrie joe doont lajk ded djook. In holland eferiebody woet laf at it. Meebie not eferiebody, but aij woet. Ken aij hef a woordenboek plies? Or sjel aij djust loek at de piktjers? In fortie vaijf minuts he ken sjoet bijologikel weppons? Ded is vast! Auwer nesjional foetbaltiem olso nieds et liest fortie vaijf minuts too sjoet at de kool. Ha ha ha. Ooh, aijm sorrie, in Holland eferiebody woet laf at it.
No, Jeep de Hoop Skeffer dasent majnd. Joe remember ded loser? Wie meed him minister bekos we veld bed. Its not goed wen a CDA-lieder hes to teek a melkertdjop. Ha ha ha. Aah, a piktjer of our ennemie Saddam Hoeszijn. He riely loeks laijk a a bed men he! Aij riemember a skerrie moevie wis jeemes bont. Der was a men end hie hed golden ties. Maj modder poet her hend over maj ajs so aij coeld not sie him. On moments lajk dis aij rielie mis hur.
Ken joe meebie hold maj hend plies?

Bron: RAOUL HEERTJE, Het Parool, 30-8-2003