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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm).

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.

If hackers ran the world, there'd be no war--lots of accidents, maybe.

The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.

If at first you don't succeed...forget skydiving.

No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.

All general statements are false.

Patience will come to he who waits for it.

Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.

Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid.

Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools.

The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

Two wrongs don't make a right--three lefts do.