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The Murphy Philosophy: "Smile. Tomorrow will be worse."

Baruch’s Observation: "If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Lowe’s Law: Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

Todd’s Law: "All things being equal, you lose."

Vac’s Conundrum: "When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal."

The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: "Whoever has the gold makes the rules."

Green’s Law of Debate: "Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about."

Ginsberg’s Theorem: You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

Helen’s Law: "There is no time like the present to procrastinate."

The Queue Principle: "The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line."

Zappa’s Law: "There are two things on Earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity."

Issawi’s Law of Progress: "A shortcut is the longest distance between two points."

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